If you ate my pussy please don’t ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.
4 days ago // 59,580 notes

lakalaka:

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

(via windsweptfeathers)


3 months ago // 92,392 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via carelessly)


3 months ago // 489,739 notes
If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars? Tunisian Proverb (via nvtive)

(Source: shimmyrock, via w-ltschmerz)


3 months ago // 192,614 notes
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. Jane Austen (via kushandwizdom)

3 months ago // 2,331 notes
greed:

didn’t you just wanna punch that bitch at this part

ninasbun:

thishumanbody:

i hate when people say age is just a number

clearly it’s a word

tumblr has taught me so many comebacks I can use in real life. 

(via g-iggle)


3 months ago // 183,308 notes