lakalaka:

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

(via windsweptfeathers)


2 months ago // 84,914 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via carelessly)


2 months ago // 466,910 notes
If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars? Tunisian Proverb (via nvtive)

(Source: shimmyrock, via w-ltschmerz)


2 months ago // 190,677 notes
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. Jane Austen (via kushandwizdom)

2 months ago // 2,325 notes
greed:

didn’t you just wanna punch that bitch at this part

ninasbun:

thishumanbody:

i hate when people say age is just a number

clearly it’s a word

tumblr has taught me so many comebacks I can use in real life. 

(via g-iggle)


2 months ago // 183,284 notes
kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.
i need a back rub, a few shots of whiskey, and a good fuck. unknown (via oraclesfox)

(Source: shitemersonstudentssay, via angelapr)


2 months ago // 64,142 notes

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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(via g-iggle)


2 months ago // 300,350 notes